Monday, April 4, 2011

Charlie Sheen - "Not Bipolar but Bi-Winning" one column script



on screen, “THE SHEEN INTERVIEW, Explaining his actions, “It’s All Passion” 

SCENE #1: CAMERA HAS FOCUS ON FRONT DESK WITH TWO NEWS ANCHORS
George: “He really wanted to prove to you that he is clean now.”
SCENE #2: SHIFTS FOCUS TO WOMAN WHO CONDUCTS INTERVIEW WITH SHEEN
Facing George
Woman: “Yes, good morning again george and he claims NO drugs right now but we did talk a lot about his past drug use.”


SCENE #3: ZOOMS IN ON WOMAN
Faces camera
Woman: “Charlie Sheen has never been more candid about it and makes no excuses for it. He also shared with us some of what really happened that night last month when he was rushed to the hospital after a drug filled night with porn stars.”
SCENE #4: DISSOLVES TO NEW SET - INTERVIEW WITH CHARLIE SHEEN
Woman: “Your anger and your hate i think is coming off as erratic to people.”
SCENE #5: SHIFTS FOCUS TO JUST SHEEN ON SCREEN
Sheen interrupts
Sheen: “Passion..my passion, it’s all passion.”
SCENE #6: ZOOMS IN ON WOMAN
Woman: “Okay..your “passion” is coming off as erratic to people.”
SCENE #7: ZOOMS TO SHEEN
Using a lot of hand gestures, invisibly shaking head with hands and “throwing” them to the side.
Sheen: “Right well you borrow my brain for 5 seconds and just be like dude can’t handle it, unplug this bastard yeah because it just it fires in a way that’s just not from this terrestrial realm.”
SCENE #8: ZOOMS TO WOMAN
Woman smiles
Woman: “I think the things you are putting out there are making people think that something’s wrong with you.”
SCENE #9: ZOOMS TO SHEEN
Smoking cigarette
Sheen: “that’s...that’s up to... that has nothing to do with me really i mean they’re entitled to i suppose interpret stuff as they must.”
SCENE #10: ZOOMS TO WOMAN
woman shaking head
Woman: “Some of them...some are saying that you’re bipolar.”
SCENE #11: SHIFTS TO SHEEN
Looking shocked
Sheen: “WOW, what does that mean?”
SCENE #12: SHIFTS TO WOMAN
Using hand gestures to describe bipolar to Sheen
Woman: “I guess, you know that you’re on two ends of the spectrum.”
SCENE #13: ZOOMS TO SHEEN
Looks even more surprised
Sheen: “Wow, and then what? what’s the cure? medicine? make me like them? not gonna happen
Pauses for a brief second
“Im bi-winning, I win here and I win there. now what? if i’m bipolar aren’t there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like..
Sheen pretending to cry/wine
“Oh my god” (sarcastically) it’s all my mom’s fault” like shut up!  shut. up. stop, move forward.”
SCENE #14: SHIFTS FOCUS TO WOMAN
Looking rather serious
Woman: “Have you had any celebrities reach out to you to try to help you?”
SCENE #15: PANS TO SHEEN
Sheen: “Oh yeah, yeah like radical people like Sean Penn and Mel Gibson and Colin Farrell. and just RADICAL people, and they’re not telling me what to do.”
SCENE #16: PANS TO WOMAN
Woman: “Who gave you the best piece of advice?”
SCENE #17: SHIFTS FOCUS TO SHEEN
Sheen: “Oh they didn’t give me advice and within that, there’s great advice.. there was just love. and so ya know, just to see... it’s often time as unknown but occasionally a giant “marquee” name comes through on your caller id and it’s like “WINNING!” (squinting and using excited hand gestures)
SCENE #18: ZOOMS IN ON WOMAN
Woman: “When was the last time you’ve used?”
SCENE #19: SHIFTS TO SHEEN
Being ridiculously smart-alecky
Sheen: “Used.. uh see i use a blender, i use a vacuum cleaner, i use uh ya know, household items..”

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